Scarred as a boy in a tragic accident involving
a fully-ripened swine manure pit, 100 red (helium) balloons and
an overly affectionate llama, Tim has embarked on a quest over the
past 36 years to promote the use of only the finest organic pigskin
for the production of footballs. Since being appointed as an official
advisor to the President of Puntland in 1993, Tim has accurately
projected the growth in the country's GDP using an antique abax
and spreadsheets originally developed for fantasy football projections.
Tim enjoys travelling the world's deserts in search of the perfect
conditions for the brewing of a perfect cup of prickly pear sun
tea.
Tim's Recent Articles
Draft Prediction Using ADP
- 8/27/04
Draft Analysis: Part 2
- 7/24/04
Draft Analysis: Part 1
- 7/23/04
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