10/8/03  
               
            I am constantly amazed at how things can change. Here I was at week 
            four, enjoying another action packed, stressed out, manic fantasy 
            season, then it hit me. The silly season, usually reserved for describing 
            the off season of the NFL, had spilled over to the real season. The 
            silly season had its usual amount of arrests for weapons charges, 
            DUI's and other such foolishness; the problem is, it has not exited. 
            In fact, the first four weeks of this NFL season may have even surpassed 
            the normal silly season in so many more and interesting ways. A good 
            place to start is with the lovefest happening down in San Diego.   
            The Chargers, looking to get into the play-offs, spent $47,000,000 
            on all-pro receiver David Boston. With Drew Breese in his third year 
            comfortably at the helm, this appeared to be a match made in heaven. 
            With LaDainian Tomlinson coming off a pro-bowl appearance, Boston 
            seemed to be the last piece of the puzzle to improve on a .500 season, 
            making the Chargers real contenders in the competitive AFC West division. 
            Boston was all they needed to be a part of the post season mix, think 
            again.    
            Boston shows up with a bruise on his heel and claims he can't practice, 
            but he can play. Marty says no, you practice or you don't play, so 
            Big Dave plays in the first game racking up a grand total of 20 yards. 
            (Yes 20) As the team heads into week two, Boston is still complaining 
            about a bruised heel claiming he cannot practice. Once again the mandate 
            from the coach comes down, "Practice or don't play." Boston 
            does not practice, nor does he play, nor does he hang with the team 
            after a 37 to 13 beating by the Broncos. Instead David leaves the 
            field early, changes before the team hits the locker room, then proceeds 
            to exit the entire stadium missing what was surely an inspiring post 
            game speech by Coach Schottenheimer. At this point it seems no one 
            is happy, but it gets better. 
             In week three David plays again compiling 96 yards in yet another 
              loss, 24 to 10, against the offensive juggernaut the Ravens. Time 
              to kiss and make up so all is well. Not yet! David is late to a 
              meeting with Marty resulting in a suspension of yet another game 
              which the Chargers lose in over time to the vaunted Oakland Raiders. 
              Last we heard, Marty and Dave have finally made up. In a press conference 
              lasting under one minute Boston stated, "I want to apologize 
              to the fans for not being able in Sunday's game. I am anxious to 
              get out on the field this week." There was no mention of the 
              team or the organization. He has been seen talking to individuals 
              on the team, but he did not stand up in front of the team and apologize. 
              According to Schottenheimer, "David will make his own way with 
              his teammates." The question is
do the Chargers really 
              need him? With a cast of unknowns catching the ball the Chargers 
              actually looked good and Breese looked sharp. It still remains to 
              be seen who the real heel is for the Chargers, Boston or management. 
              With the Chargers at 0 and 4, it might be time to give someone the 
              boot. 
             Related to the Boston/San Diego silliness are the antics of Bronco 
              coach Mike Shanahan. Instead of traveling with the dark jerseys 
              for the game with the Chargers as the Broncos agreed to do, they 
              traveled only with their light colored jerseys. This forced the 
              Chargers into the dark home colors in nearly 100 degree heat. No 
              big deal, just a little "light" lie. During the game Jake 
              Plummer, who was not looking great goes down with a separated shoulder. 
              Jake does not return from half time, here the fun begins. Instead 
              of admitting Plummer has a separated shoulder, Shanahan declares 
              "The Snake" has a concussion. After the game, it all hits 
              the fan as the deception is discovered. When asked why he lied, 
              Mike stated he did not want the defense to know the truth because 
              Jake might have to re-enter the game. He claimed if the defense 
              knew the nature of the injury they would attack his main quarterback 
              possibly injuring him more. 
             Not saying there is no truth in what Shanahan said, but if the 
              defense knew of any injury they would attack it too. When there 
              is blood in the water, the sharks will attack. Is a concussion any 
              worse than a separated shoulder? Not really. Both are injuries where 
              the player could be down for a lengthy period of time with but one 
              more blow, so why the lie? The league accepted the ruse with no 
              fine, despite the fact it is against the league policy to lie, instead 
              the NFL fined the team for their attire. I am going to bet the fine 
              really showed the Bronco's head coach who was in charge. Go figure. 
               
              Speaking of head coaches, and I have been, the Niners went and hired 
              Dennis Erickson during the off-season as theirs. The man he replaced 
              was Steve Mariucci who had placed the team in the play-offs more 
              times than most. Mooche's crime for his banishment? He did not get 
              along with the great one, Bill Walsh, and the offense was too conservative. 
              There were also questions regarding his relationship with the one 
              and only Terrell Owens. Thanks goodness they did not get conservative 
              with their coaching selection. Erickson, if I remember right, is 
              the guy who left the University of Miami for Seattle. In his wake 
              were a number of NCAA violations for which the Miami program paid 
              dearly.  
             At Seattle he took a team on the rise reducing them to the cellar, 
              time to move again. This time the destination is lowly Oregon State 
              who has spent too many years on the bottom of the Pac Ten conference. 
              He took this program to a certain level of prominence before the 
              San Francisco call transported him to another state. Once again, 
              in his wake on the run from Oregon are more NCAA violations leaving 
              a team who is going to struggle again this year. 
             Since arriving in the Golden State the Niners have taken a nose 
              dive to a 2 and 3 record. Along the way the offense has sputtered 
              while Terrell Owens has muttered. The muttering finally stopped 
              two weeks ago as Owens exploded verbally at coaches and players 
              on the bench. Instead of being contrite after the game, like the 
              organization requested, Owens sounded more like a Bud Light commercial. 
              He had a point, Terrell can't do everything, I am sure the team 
              takes full responsibility for the dropped balls along with his 55 
              yard total performance in their loss to Randy Moss and the Vikings. 
              In recent interviews Quarterback Jeff Garcia has been referring 
              to Owens as, "That Individual." How misguided, Owens is 
              the team. Given the track record of Owens and Erickson, there should 
              not be much of a team left by the time these two make for greener 
              pastures. Just a reminder, Owens is in his last year of a contract 
              with San Francisco. 
             It is bad enough when players are yelling at coaches or owners 
              and coaches seem to be in conflict as are Herm Edwards and Jets 
              owner Woody Johnson, but now the wives are entering the mix. For 
              the second time in two seasons Brenda Warner, wife of two time League 
              MVP Kurt, called a radio station to defend the performance of her 
              husband. "Probably just from the stand point we want to play, 
              he wants to play, plain and simple." I may be getting senile, 
              but I can't remember Brenda being on the field of play at any time 
              during Warner's career, including the Arena League. Martz has decided, 
              after an opening performance of 63% passing for 342 yards with one 
              TD and one interception for Warner, to go with Marc Bulger. There 
              are also concerns regarding the number of concussions Warner has 
              incurred. Martz has stated the change may not be permanent, translated; 
              it is. "You just want to be wanted, like anybody
" 
              continued Mrs. Warner. For his part, Kurt has not refuted the words 
              of his wife. With regards to making a move away from St. Louis he 
              said, "I'm starting to imagine it a little more every day, 
              I think."  
             With Brenda as a mouth piece, as she was last year during the 
              "hand injury" phase of his career, Warner does not have 
              to think, just listen to his wife. I like Kurt Warner and wish him 
              well, but is having your wife do the talking a sign of leadership? 
              In this case the Rams may be better off with Bulger who is still 
              young, appears to be in charge of himself and has been productive 
              for the team. 
             If the rhetoric of the season had not reached a zenith yet, it 
              did with the entry of Rush Limbaugh on ESPN's NFL Countdown. I have 
              always found "El Rushbo" to be entertaining, if not accurate 
              in his viewpoints. During the summer he is a constant companion 
              on my car radio. Limbaugh's insistent, "unrelenting search 
              of the truth" has provided hours of laughter on long rides. 
              I may not always find him factual, but I do find him provocative; 
              so did ESPN. I have always been amazed at his following to which 
              I give a certain amount of respect. 
               
              In his first appearance on the program he railed against the NFL 
              for their $200,000 fine against the Lions because they violated 
              the recently enacted "diversity rule" requiring teams 
              to interview minority coaches when considering an opening. According 
              to the NFL, the Lions violated this rule in hiring Steve Mariucci 
              after he was let go by the Forty-Niners. According to Rush, "The 
              diversity rule requires elaborate charades to be played out in the 
              public." What struck me as funny is that John Leo wrote an 
              article called, "Playing Diversity Football" in the August 
              11 edition of U.S. News and World Report. I am not accusing Rush 
              of stealing material, though much of it was the same, I just found 
              it interesting they would both use the same phrases on the same 
              subject. There was no comment made on the matter, but the point 
              was taken; in the case of the Lions no black coach wanted to apply 
              for the job of head coach of the Lions because the decision had 
              already been made. The Lions said they had contacted five black 
              coaches, but none of them wanted to apply for the position because 
              they knew about Mariucci. Enough said; enter week three. 
             In his segment Rush stated, with regard to quarterback Donovan 
              McNabb, "I think what we've had here is a little social concern 
              in the NFL. The media has been very desirous that a black quarterback 
              do well." He went on to say McNabb had received credit he did 
              not deserve and that Donovan was not a bad player but the defense 
              had carried the team. There was no comment on the set, but the fallout 
              came later resulting in Rush's resignation from the program. 
             In his resignation he claimed the comments were not racial, but 
              aimed at the liberal media. He also claimed the job as commentator 
              for NFL Countdown was a, "dream job." In his unrelenting 
              search for the truth Rush had stated he can win any argument regarding 
              the liberal press with half his brain tied behind his back, he must 
              have tied the other half to the commentator's chair on this day. 
              In an unrelenting search for the truth, perhaps it would be good 
              to take a close look at exactly what Rush has said, and what he 
              is really saying by using a little bit of if/then logic he regularly 
              employs to ferret out the true meaning of "liberal" statements. 
             If the job at NFL Countdown was indeed a "dream job" 
              then Rush is a closet liberal. For years he has ranted against the 
              likes of Peter Jennings of ABC News. ABC News is owned by the parent 
              company Disney. In turn, Disney owns ESPN. This could only mean 
              Rush has always had the dream to be a part of the liberal media 
              and finally took it after being passed over for the Monday Night 
              Football opening a few years ago. (ABC hired Dennis Miller, but 
              that is another mistake for another time) This being the case, Rush 
              has only been wearing the cloak of a conservative waiting for a 
              chance to show his true liberal colors. With his vast knowledge 
              of the liberal media, there is no way he can claim he did not know 
              what team he was joining when he inked the contract. 
             In his resignation he clearly states the comments were well thought 
              out and not racially motivated, he was merely commenting on the 
              media's role in the NFL. Taking this at face value, the comments 
              were not racial in nature, but they were not about the media. Instead 
              the comments were directed towards the Philadelphia Eagles organization. 
              What he was really saying is that the Eagles, who play in the city 
              of brotherly love and the first stadium to have a court and jail 
              for unruly fans, was willing to give into the media and play a quarterback 
              who was of inferior quality. In short, the Eagles were willing to 
              give in and be politically correct at the risk of having a losing 
              season. Does any of this ring true? 
             Donovan McNabb has been one of the best quarterbacks in the league 
              over the last few seasons. He was runner up for MVP in the year 
              2000 and rates among the top QB's in anybody's fantasy draft list. 
              To his credit, Donovan has tried to let the whole thing go and get 
              on with his season. I have to wish him success. I did not draft 
              him this season; instead I drafted another politically correct quarterback, 
              Steve McNair. According to "Rush Logic" it must have been 
              the media that made me do it.  
               
              I would have to disagree with Mr. Limbaugh's assessment of the situation, 
              "All this has become a tempest that it is because I must have 
              been right about something." If Rush is right, it would be 
              the first time in years, I sincerely doubt he is. The reason there 
              is so much controversy is because he is recognized as a celebrity 
              and failed to recognize the fact that celebrities are talked and 
              written about. What he failed to do was think, but he has failed 
              to do that for years.  
               
              So here we sit fantasy fans. It is only week five and a little less 
              than three fourths of the season lies ahead of us. It is hard to 
              say what is more entertaining the actions on the field or the folderol 
              off of the playing surface. I watched the first few episodes of 
              Playmakers on ESPN and decided the show was so unreal, so much like 
              a soap opera it really did not warrant much more of my time. After 
              all there were players scrambling for cocaine minutes before games, 
              coaches being bullied by owners and players who were more head cases 
              than real NFL players. I may have to give that assessment further 
              review. With all of the silliness going on in the NFL, Playmakers 
              may actually be the next reality show. What a shame for the NFL 
              for a fantasy program to be truer than the reality of the game. 
              The NFL arena appears to be a place where fools rush in, thank goodness 
              we had a fool, Rush, out.  
             
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