| The Shot Caller's Report 
                strives to identify players that are borderline fantasy plays 
                and clarify whether they should be started or benched. Rather 
                than telling you to start Peyton Manning and bench Joey Harrington, 
                the Report looks at those "stuck in the middle" guys and evaluates 
                if they will help your team win.
 Five weeks into the season, how is your fantasy team doing? If 
                you drafted Tom Brady, Ronnie Brown, and Randy Moss you are probably 
                undefeated, doing a little happy dance on Sundays, and dominating 
                the message boards with your smack talk. On the other hand, selecting 
                Drew Brees, Steven Jackson, and Lee Evans in August may have you 
                watching football by yourself Sundays, hiding your shame. Most 
                owners are stuck in the middle, hoping to take some of these middling 
                players and make a move to the front of the pack.
 
 
    Must Start:
 Kurt Warner: 
                So much for Matt Leinart being the quarterback of the future in 
                the desert. It won’t happen this year at least. Before getting 
                injured, his brutal play was killing owners and costing him playing 
                time. Warner looked better than the youngster all season and has 
                thrown four touchdowns to a single interception over the last 
                three games, while splitting time. Against a struggling Carolina 
                defense, Warner will show the Arizona faithful he still has some 
                skills. But, after years of organizational mismanagement, are 
                there still any Arizona faithful?
 Brian Griese: Four touchdowns in two games is more than adequate 
                for a guy thrown into a disintegrating offense. True, one of those 
                games was against Detroit, but the other was in Green Bay. Griese 
                looked good finishing off the Packers last week and he’s 
                doing a better job of keeping the offense rolling than his predecessor. 
                The Vikings are among the league’s worst at defending the 
                pass, making Griese a very solid play.  Donovan 
                McNabb: Taken as a top five quarterback in fantasy drafts, 
                McNabb has been bad enough already this season to find the bench 
                on teams with a solid backup. Ignoring the aberration against 
                the Lions, McNabb has one touchdown and two turnovers in his other 
                three games while being held under 200 yards twice, not exactly 
                justifying his draft position. However, Week Six looks much more 
                favorable to the embattled quarterback. Coming off a much needed 
                bye, the Eagles get to tee off against the Jets, who can’t stop 
                anyone.
 Philip Rivers: The struggling San Diego offense is overshadowing 
                a pretty solid start to the season by their quarterback. In the 
                first five games, he has 1,156 yards, eight touchdowns, six interceptions, 
                and three lost fumbles. The turnovers are scary for owners playing 
                in leagues that penalize miscues, but Rivers has a lot of upside 
                in a match up against the Raiders. The Chargers offense looked 
                to be finally getting on track last week and will build momentum 
                rolling over a very average Oakland defense. Cleo Lemon: 
                Here is our desperation pick at quarterback. I promise Lemon is 
                available unless someone in your league is trying to corner the 
                market on low quality backup quarterbacks. Why the optimism for 
                a guy who couldn’t beat out Trent Green for the starting job? 
                Coming in for the concussed Green, Lemon looked cool and collected. 
                Even better, he efficiently led the team on three scoring drives. 
                They may have only been field goals, but a week of preparing for 
                the woeful Cleveland defense should convert some of those three 
                point opportunities into six.
  Grab A Clipboard:
 Matt Schaub: 
                He has been surprisingly successful for a Texans quarterback. 
                David Carr helped set the bar pretty low of course. Even missing 
                Andre Johnson, Schaub has been serviceable, if not spectacular. 
                However, going up against a Jaguar defense that is giving up ten 
                points a game with practice squad receivers and retread running 
                backs is a recipe for fantasy disaster. Bye weeks suck, but not 
                badly enough to start Schaub this week.
 Joey Harrington: 
                Yes, he is playing the notoriously bad Giants defense. He even 
                has four touchdowns in the last three games. He didn’t get one 
                last week though. I wonder why…Oh, yeah – he got pulled for Byron 
                Leftwich. When you leave the game in favor of a guy who got the 
                boot in Jacksonville, it is time to reevaluate your career decisions. 
                It looks like Joey Harrington’s rebirth won’t happen in Atlanta 
                either. Owners can’t afford to have their quarterback play only 
                a quarter or two. Jeff Garcia: 
                In two games this year he has looked good, throwing a pair of 
                touchdowns in each. His three other starts have produced a combined 
                zero scores. He also has a season high of 243 passing yards in 
                a game. And the Titans defense is pretty stingy. Unless the Buccaneers’ 
                signing of Zack Crockett suddenly generates a running game to 
                take pressure off the aerial attack, Garcia will struggle doing 
                anything more than dumping balls off to his tight end. Daunte Culpepper: Five touchdowns last week put Culpepper back 
                on the fantasy radar. Combine that with San Diego’s lackluster 
                defensive stats and an easy start emerges, right? Let’s 
                take a closer look first. Culpepper’s five TD day came against 
                Miami, three of them were on the ground, and he went 5 for 12 
                with 75 yards passing. While successful revenge games are always 
                amusing, Culpepper’s play was hardly inspiring. Also, the 
                San Diego defense did bad things to Denver’s offense last 
                week. This time, ignore the statistically generated mirage and 
                stay with reality. The Chargers defense is much better than Culpepper. Jason Campbell: Last week he was a “Must Start” and 
                this week he is riding the pine. What gives? He looked great against 
                Detroit last week, but like most young players, he isn’t 
                ready to face an NFL defense. He will continue to be a spot starter 
                against JV secondaries, but isn’t explosive enough to be 
                started facing a real challenge. It would help if he had some 
                healthy receivers too.
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