| The Shot Caller's Report 
                strives to identify players that are borderline fantasy plays 
                and clarify whether they should be started or benched. Rather 
                than telling you to start Peyton Manning and bench Tarvaris Jackson, 
                the Report looks at those "stuck in the middle" guys and evaluates 
                if they will help your team win.
 It is Super Bowl time, at least for fantasy owners. Games played 
                this week are the culmination of months of preparation, analysis, 
                horse trading, and hard work. Luck certainly plays a role; how 
                much is a matter of diverse and occasionally loudly-stated opinion. 
                The two teams playing for the league title are quick to defend 
                the skill it took to assemble their team of superstars while the 
                rest of the owners share stories of injury, close losses, underperforming 
                draft picks, and Brian Westbrook taking a knee at the 1-yard line. 
                We aren’t going to settle the luck argument in this article, 
                but I wanted to wish everyone still playing this week a hearty, 
                “Good luck!” Let’s see if we can throw in some 
                of that analysis stuff and give chance a helping hand…
 
 
    Must Start:
 
  Donovan 
                McNabb @ NO: He has only scored twice since Week Ten, killing 
                owners who drafted him to be their starter. All the talk of Kevin 
                Kolb getting some playing time is just talk as McNabb will play 
                this week and have one of his best games of the season. Considering 
                his season, this won’t be hard. Traveling down to the Big Easy 
                will help Donovan pad his season stats, making them look bad rather 
                than horrendous. Ben Roethlisberger @ STL: Even though Big Ben passed for less 
                than 150 yards last week and connected on fewer than half of his 
                attempts, he still managed three touchdowns. Now he leaves snowy 
                Pittsburgh for the warm confines of the Edward Jones Dome. For 
                whatever reason, the coaching staff is trying its best to keep 
                Willy Parker from scoring. His owners aren’t happy about 
                it, but Roethlisberger has 31 scores on the season because of 
                it. Matt Hasselbeck v. BAL: He has scored in all but one game this 
                season and has managed multiple touchdowns in nine of his 14 contests. 
                Last week’s performance in Carolina was a bit disappointing, 
                but something about Baltimore makes this match up inviting. Oh, 
                yeah, they don’t have a secondary and the team has completely 
                quit on their coach, losing to previously winless Miami last week. Kurt Warner 
                v. ATL : Speaking of teams that suck, Atlanta is the next 
                defense that will be unable to stop the Arizona passing attack. 
                Warner has quietly posted at least two touchdowns in each of his 
                last six games while playing with a lot of injured teammates and 
                backups. He does have 13 turnovers during that period as well, 
                but it is unlikely the Falcons will be able to put any pressure 
                on him and questionable whether they will even try. Going Out On a Limb: Brodie 
                Croyle @ DET : Croyle isn’t a very good quarterback, but what 
                do you expect in Week 16? If he were any good, someone would have 
                already nabbed him. Skill plays a minor role in beating up the 
                reeling Detroit defense. After giving up 51 points to the inconsistent 
                San Diego Chargers, the Lions are obviously in the holiday mood 
                and will be handing out easy touchdowns all day.
  Grab A Clipboard:
 Eli Manning @ BUF: Regardless of what brand of watch he is wearing, 
                Manning is anything but ‘unstoppable’. The Bills aren’t 
                exactly a stout defense, but the weather in western New York during 
                the month of December seldom is beneficial to a passing game. 
                And, over his last seven games, Manning has seven scores (one 
                in each game) and eleven turnovers while being unable to throw 
                for over 300 yards in any of them.
 Philip Rivers v. DEN: Although they locked up their division 
                last week, the Bolts are still playing for seeding. More specifically, 
                they are trying to keep the #3 spot so they don’t have to 
                face the Patriots any sooner than necessary. Rivers has a gimpy 
                knee, may not play the full game, and has to face the #6 pass 
                defense in the league. None of that really excites me going into 
                my Super Bowl. David Garrard 
                v. OAK : I started the season off not really believing in 
                Garrard. I knew he existed and all, but I’ve never felt comfortable 
                with him as my QB. Before his injury, Garrard was doing pretty 
                much what I expected, with six scores in six games and pretty 
                meager yardage totals. Since his return, those numbers have gone 
                up, and in a big way. While his primary job is to hand the ball 
                off 40 times a game, he is making throws too. Oakland is tough 
                though, having allowed only eleven passing touchdowns all year. 
                Find a better option. Todd Collins 
                @ MIN: For all those ‘experts’ who say anyone can pass on 
                Minnesota, I give you the stat line of Kyle Orton in last week’s 
                match up with the Vikings: 184 yards, no TDs, 1 INT. Orton isn’t 
                exactly a great quarterback, but neither is Collins. And, while 
                the Minnesota pass defense gives up more yardage than anyone else, 
                they don’t let teams score as much as you may think. Vince Young v. NYJ: Young occasionally flashes some upside, having 
                posted a 300 yard game this season as well as a handful of two 
                touchdown outings. He also had five games with no scores and nine 
                where he was held to under 200 yards passing, including five with 
                less than 125 yards. His most recent stinker came just two weeks 
                ago so experience isn’t transforming him very quickly. His 
                may show off a lot of highlight reel moves, but he is way too 
                inconsistent for me, even against the Jets.
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