| The Shot Caller's Report 
                strives to identify players that are borderline fantasy plays 
                and clarify whether they should be started or benched. Rather 
                than telling you to start Peyton Manning and bench Cleo Lemon, 
                the Report looks at those "stuck in the middle" guys and evaluates 
                if they will help your team win.
 Congratulations on making it to your league finals! If this doesn’t 
                apply to you, my condolences. The good news is that either way, 
                the fantasy season is approaching its end. Good news?!?! Of course, 
                but only because it wipes the slate clean and allows us to start 
                formulating our diabolical plans once again. Didn’t make 
                the playoffs this year? Next season provides a fresh start. Are 
                you currently destroying the opposition, sending them down to 
                their doom while they plead for mercy? You will get another opportunity 
                to demonstrate you mastery in just a few more months. Stuck with 
                a crappy dynasty league team? Well, you are just hosed….
 
 
    Must Start:
 
  Kurt Warner 
                @ NO: Who needs receivers? Playing catch with a gimpy Larry 
                Fitzgerald and without Anquan Boldin, Warner still managed to 
                toss three touchdowns passes last week in Seattle. Of course, 
                those five interceptions were hideous and made Warner’s numbers 
                much less impressive. Fitzgerald will once again slip on his medical 
                girdle and play in New Orleans while Boldin’s status will be determined 
                in practice this week. Against the Saints 29th ranked pass defense, 
                Warner would be a good play even with Jerheme Urban catching his 
                passes. Jeff Garcia v. ATL: If Atlanta’s season wasn’t a 
                train wreck before this week it certainly qualifies now. Facing 
                the twin blows of watching their quarterback get sentenced to 
                23 months in federal prison and their new coach throw in the towel, 
                the Falcons players managed to make their organization look even 
                worse with their “Free Mike Vick” crap. Yeah, a guy 
                convicted of executing dogs should walk because he’s your 
                buddy. Classy guys, real classy. Matt Hasselbeck 
                @ CAR: After destroying the Arizona secondary last week, Hasselbeck 
                gets to do the same thing in Carolina. He has multiple touchdown 
                throws in seven of his last eight games and might get D.J. Hackett 
                back. If not, Seattle has enough depth at receiver for Hasselbeck 
                to be successful without one or two of his wide outs. How come 
                the Seahawks have WRs all over the place and teams like Tennessee 
                and San Francisco can’t find a single good one? Jay Cutler @ HOU: OK, I am finally onboard the Cutler bandwagon. 
                Through the first ten weeks, he threw multiple touchdowns only 
                once, not very titillating for fantasy purposes. Over the last 
                four weeks though, he has eight scores and only three interceptions. 
                Toss in a nice match up against Houston and Cutler needs to be 
                in lineups.
 Going Out On a Limb:
 Trent Edwards @ CLE: Edwards is not a very good quarterback this 
                early in his young career. Luckily for Buffalo fans, the Cleveland 
                secondary is worse, a lot worse. Edwards was able to torch the 
                Miami JV team for four touchdowns, proving he can hit receivers 
                when there is no coverage in sight. The Brownies are essentially 
                the Dolphins with an offense, meaning the Bills won’t be 
                running the ball all second half either.
  Grab A Clipboard:
 Ben Roethlisberger v. JAX: I like Big Ben, but I am concerned 
                about his recent lack of production. Against his last four opponents, 
                including three defensive juggernauts (Jets, Dolphins, and Bungles), 
                Roethlisberger has four passing TDs and was held under 200 yards 
                in each meeting. The Jaguars truly are a “bend but don’t 
                break” defense. They rank in the bottom ten for passing 
                yards allowed yet opposing quarterbacks have only managed to throw 
                15 touchdown passes on them.
 Kyle Orton @ MIN: I actually received an email asking if Orton 
                would be a good “sneaky start” this week against the 
                worst-ranked pass defense in the league. Um, no. Playing a QB 
                in your league finals who hasn’t thrown a meaningful pass 
                since 2005 is idiotic. You should lose your game just for asking 
                that question…. Vince Young @ KC: It looks like Young has avoided the Madden 
                curse, unless chronic underperformance can be classified as an 
                injury. He has only missed one game this year, although you will 
                be forgiven for not noticing. The over-hyped star has managed 
                a meager two multi-score games. Those numbers include his scrambling 
                prowess, which has been almost non-existent for most of the season. Kellen Clemens @ NE: This should be a no-brainer. I am just wondering 
                how bad it could be for the young signal caller. So far he has 
                five touchdowns and ten turnovers even though he is playing with 
                a decent offensive line and some competent weapons. When a quarterback 
                can’t throw a score against the Brownies, something is very 
                wrong. I guess all those Jets fans (both of them) that were screaming 
                for Clemens to become the starter are already looking at which 
                quarterbacks will be available in this years’ draft. David Garrard 
                @ PIT: Sure, he has thrown only a single interception this year. 
                While that is impressive, his upside is very limited. Garrard 
                hasn’t broken 300 yards passing or thrown more than two scores 
                in a game. His numbers aren’t bad, but he has very little upside 
                and is facing the second best pass defense in the league, the 
                same group who was humiliated on national television by Tom Brady 
                last week. They may have a chip on their shoulder this week, although 
                no guarantees of a win have yet been heard.
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