| The Shot Caller's Report 
                strives to identify players that are borderline fantasy plays 
                and clarify whether they should be started or benched. Rather 
                than telling you to start Peyton Manning and bench John Beck, 
                the Report looks at those "stuck in the middle" guys and evaluates 
                if they will help your team win.
 Ah, the fantasy playoffs…Most leagues are entering these 
                final pivotal games this week or next. One loss and a team is 
                gone, cast aside until next August. Personnel decisions can either 
                earn you a win and a chance to fight on another week or cost that 
                same opportunity, leaving you with only the “could have” 
                and “should have” demons to fight all off-season.
 Some teams are entering the dark and dreary Losers Bracket, trying 
                to avoid being in the annual Toilet Bowl game where the two teams 
                that suck the worst are pitted against each other for all the 
                others to laugh at. If your league does not take the opportunity 
                to pour scorn on those teams who, through either lack of skill 
                or poor luck, are hiding in the league basement, go ahead and 
                do it next year. If nothing else, it makes all the teams that 
                ended with a .500 record feel much better.
     Must Start:
 
  Marc Bulger 
                @ CIN: Don’t worry – he will start this weekend. With Gus 
                Frerotte out due to a partially torn labrum, the St. Louis backup 
                quarterback is slated to be Brock Berlin. I think Torry Holt would 
                push Bulger onto the field in a wheelchair before trying to catch 
                wobbly ducks from Berlin. In the last three games Bulger finished 
                (granted those were a few weeks back now) he threw four touchdowns 
                and only a single interception. Besides, he is playing the Bungles. 
                I would start John Beck against….nah, just kidding. Drew Brees 
                @ ATL: Despite his Eli Manning-like penchant for scattering interceptions 
                willy-nilly all over the field, Brees does have at least two touchdowns 
                in seven of his last eight games. With no running game to speak 
                of, the Saints will beat the Falcons through the air in this must-win 
                game. That is must-win for the Saints because, as we all knew 
                when Michael Vick’s dog fighting enterprise came to light, Atlanta 
                wasn’t going to win much this year. Jeff Garcia @ HOU: While the last two weeks have been marred 
                by injury, Garcia has thrown a touchdown pass in every other game 
                since Week Five. This is especially impressive, as he has only 
                thrown to the other team in Week Eight against Jacksonville. Facing 
                a poor Houston secondary, pencil him in for two touchdowns and 
                no turnovers. Ben Roethlisberger @ NE: The Patriots defense has shown some 
                cracks over the last couple of games, giving hope to owners concerned 
                about whether to start or bench their star quarterback. New England 
                will put some points up, forcing Pittsburgh to do the same. Willie 
                Parker, although he is getting lots of yardage, is not running 
                across the stripe with any regularity, so scoring will be on Big 
                Ben’s shoulders. Ironically, Roethlisberger has as many 
                rushing touchdowns this year as Parker. Going Out On a Limb: Tarvaris 
                Jackson @ SF: After posting three touchdowns over his first 
                eleven injury-plagued weeks, Jackson has another three TDs in 
                his last two weeks. Minnesota can certainly run the ball while 
                Jackson and rookie Sidney Rice are building a little chemistry 
                in the passing game. Since I have repeatedly beaten down Mr. Jackson, 
                telling owners to drop his rotting corpse as quickly as possible 
                on more than one occasion, chances are he is available if you 
                are desperate at quarterback.
  Grab A Clipboard:
 Kurt Warner 
                @ SEA: The Seattle defense, although decent, isn’t what scares 
                me this week and Warner has certainly shown the world he still 
                has enough skill to play in the NFL. Luckily for fans, he is not 
                good enough that we have to deal with shots of his highly unattractive, 
                loud-mouthed wife anymore. The problem this week is that Warner 
                may be throwing to Bryant Johnson and Jerheme Urban. Warner’s 
                fantasy value depends almost entirely on the health of Anquan 
                Boldin and Larry Fitzgerald, both of who may not play this week.
 Josh McCown 
                @ GB: This shouldn’t even be crossing anyone’s mind. However, 
                reviewing quarterback rankings earlier today showed Josh McCown 
                being considered for starting duty by some experts. Maybe they 
                got the Raiders quarterback confused with his brother. Who knows? 
                Sure, McCown had a good game last week, but with Green Bay up 
                next and JaMarcus Russell lacing up his shoes, ready to enter 
                the game at Coach Kiffin’s smallest whim, forget about it. Please. Philip Rivers @ TEN: If anyone ever wondered what Eli Manning 
                would look like if he wasn’t asked to do as much, just watch 
                Rivers. He is inconsistency on a smaller scale. Against a tough 
                Tennessee defense, he isn’t worth the risk. In his twelve 
                games, he has been held to less than 200 yards passing seven times, 
                including a confidence-destroying 104 yards in Week 10 versus 
                the Colts. Kellen 
                Clemens v. CLE: What a waste of a sweet match up. Everyone 
                scores against Cleveland, right? Unfortunately, Clemens’ best 
                game of the season was 260 yards and a single touchdown, telling 
                us what his nonexistent upside is. And that was when the Jets 
                had receivers. Jerricho Cotchery isn’t going to play this week 
                and Laveranues Coles is looking less and less likely with his 
                gimpy ankle. Rex Grossman @ WAS: Grossman is playing better after sitting 
                a few weeks on the bench and watching someone else lose games 
                for his team. He has played in seven games this season, but hasn’t 
                managed to break 300 yards passing or score more than a single 
                touchdown in a game. Having a 6.4 yards per attempt average means 
                the coaches are playing it safe and you need to attempt somewhere 
                around 50 passes to hit 300 yards.
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