| The Shot Caller's Report 
                strives to identify players that are borderline fantasy plays 
                and clarify whether they should be started or benched. Rather 
                than telling you to start Peyton Manning and bench John Beck, 
                the Report looks at those "stuck in the middle" guys and evaluates 
                if they will help your team win.
 By now, most owners know what they have. Did your sleeper picks 
                pan out or did they continue to doze? Was your first round pick 
                a bust, like so many were this year? Do you have any healthy running 
                backs left? Now that the bye weeks are finally over, teams can 
                field the team they envisioned when they drafted. With good luck, 
                the guys you slot into your lineup this week could stay there 
                for the remainder of the season and hopefully power you deep into 
                the playoffs. Alternatively, they could be leading you down the 
                dark and creaky stairs of the league basement.
 
 
    Must Start:
 
  Marc 
                Bulger @ SF: The last two games have been good ones for Bulger. 
                In both, he threw for over 300 yards while totaling three touchdowns 
                and only a single interception. These performances are the exact 
                opposite of what we saw from him through the first half of the 
                year. Has the St. Louis offense turned the corner or are their 
                cakewalk opponents over the last two weeks making the difference? 
                It doesn’t really matter as San Francisco turned in one of more 
                nightmarish performances ever seen on Monday Night Football last 
                week. Kurt Warner @ CIN: It seems as if every part of Warner has been 
                broken, strained, or sprained at one time or another during this 
                season. Yet he still managed three touchdown passes against Detroit 
                last week. Not overly impressive considering it was versus the 
                Lions, but still not bad, and it’s not like the Bengals 
                defense is better. Donovan McNabb v. MIA: I could gush all over the page about McNabb’s 
                four TD passes last week and how good he looked doing it. But 
                seriously, what halfway decent quarterback would you not start 
                when facing the incredibly bad Dolphins defense? If Don Shula 
                has criticisms to make of any team, maybe he should start with 
                the one he personally coached for so many years. Matt Schaub 
                v. NO: For the first time since Week Two, the Texans have all 
                their key players healthy. I exclude Ahman Green, because no one 
                really cares anymore. Considering the workmanlike but solid numbers 
                Schaub was able to put up when healthy, he should do pretty well 
                with his biggest weapon back on the field and well rested.  Going Out On a Limb: Kyle Boller 
                v. CLE: In a move that was long, long overdue, Boller will take 
                over starting duties from the inept Steve McNair. I really like 
                how they spared McNair’s feelings by benching him due to a shoulder 
                injury rather than his pathetic play. Yeah, we are all buying 
                that one….Similar to Miami above, I would start a slightly stale 
                Twinkie against the Brownies lack of defense. Interestingly, the 
                Twinkie is more elusive and has better arm strength than McNair.
  Grab A Clipboard:
 Brodie Croyle 
                @ IND: Croyle hasn’t seen much action this year, but what he has 
                done in limited action has been, in a word, uninspiring. So, let’s 
                take a struggling offense with a below-average quarterback and 
                replace that QB with the guy thought to be worse before the season 
                began. Yeah, against the Indianapolis defense, even absent Dwight 
                Freeney, I’ll pass on everything Kansas City.
 Philip 
                Rivers @ JAC: The scoring machine we expected to find in San 
                Diego this year has been notably absent, much to the chagrin of 
                Antonio Gates and LaDainian Tomlinson owners. That can all be 
                traced back to some combination of offensive line issues and inconsistent 
                quarterback play, depending on who you feel like blaming. Rivers 
                has two TDs or better in four games and zero touchdowns in the 
                other five. Eli Manning @ DET: Speaking of inconsistent, here comes the poster 
                boy for inconsistency, Eli Manning. Considering the weapons he 
                has at his disposal, it is simply amazing that he has failed to 
                top 300 yards more than twice this season. Detroit is not a particularly 
                scary defense, but the Giants are just beginning their annual 
                meltdown, where they blow any possible playoff hopes in the last 
                two months of the season. Jay Cutler 
                v. TEN: Since he isn’t getting Javon Walker back this week, don’t 
                expect much from the second-year quarterback. Interesting statistic 
                - there has been only one game this season in which Cutler has 
                more scores than turnovers. A sad fact, but interesting. David Garrard 
                v. SD: Jacksonville fans are very happy to see him back on the 
                field and even happier to escort Quinn Gray off, but fantasy owners 
                shouldn’t be getting all excited. He has no interceptions – that’s 
                good. He also has passed for over 221 yards only once in the five 
                games he completed this season. The story is the same on touchdowns: 
                he has scored more than one in only a single game.
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