| Week 4
 10/9/09
 
 Every industry has experts; those sages that dispense wisdom 
              and truth from atop the mountain. In philosophy these learned men 
              wear long, flowing robes and an equally lengthy beard is required. 
              In fantasy football, a backwards ball cap, clipboard of notes, and 
              half empty bottle of Coors Light is more likely. But are these guys 
              truly experts? Do they know any better than the rest of us schmucks? 
              Each week Analyzing the Experts will take aim at one or more of 
              these so-called oracles and find out…
 
 
 Going into Week Four, there are still many unanswered questions. 
              Can one of our Experts break away from the pack and start building 
              a lead before we shift over to divisional games? Will the pay sites 
              make any attempt to justify bleeding their subscribers dry? Do the 
              additional resources available to the big corporate websites give 
              them an advantage over their smaller rivals? Could the independence 
              and willingness to take a chance that is often displayed by indie 
              sites put them at the top of the leader boards? Will I stop asking 
              silly questions?
 So far, little has been determined as our Experts muddle through 
                the early weeks of our competition in a tight pack of disgusting 
                mediocrity. FF Toolbox has a slight lead in the very strong West 
                division, but certainly nothing insurmountable. Meanwhile, everyone 
                in the East has sucked, racking up loss after humiliating loss. 
                After reviewing the highly unimpressive results from Week Four, 
                I can at least promise a few surprises that will upset the status 
                quo. There is something I really need to stress before getting started. 
                I am not a Fantasy Expert. Not even close. I tried on that hat 
                a couple seasons ago and looked really silly in it. So, while 
                I appreciate the emails, asking me who to start is not going to 
                be helpful for either of us. The thesis of this whole series of 
                articles is that the Experts we know and trust are no more able 
                than us Average Joe’s and sometimes they are just imbeciles 
                collecting a paycheck. While we haven’t proven anyone a 
                raving idiot yet, I’m hoping we can before all this is over. 
                The outlook is promising…. This week’s team is Return of the Chupacabras. Alcohol 
                may have been involved in selecting the name. The owner, Brian, 
                emailed me a long story about it, but I didn’t really read 
                it. Brian is a Vikings fan living in San Diego, although I have 
                no idea how the heck that works. He must be happy after Monday 
                night’s game. Favre clearly got the better of it, but I 
                wonder how good Aaron Rodgers could have been if the opposing 
                defense wasn’t setting multiple NFL records against the 
                Green Bay offensive line. It looked awfully hard to throw the 
                ball downfield with Jared Allen’s helmet firmly planted 
                in Rodgers’ chest on every play. 
	              QB: Anderson, Campbell, E. Manning, Russell
                RB: Forte, McClain, Lynch, Mendenhall
                WR: Colston, Harvin, Knox, R. Moss, S. Moss (WAS)
                TE: Clark (IND), Shockey
                K: Crosby, Suisham, Vinatieri
                Def: Bills, 49ers The start of bye weeks and injury issues depleted some of the 
                depth on this team, leaving us with this bunch. All things considered, 
                it is a better than average line-up with Fast Willie Parker banged 
                up and riding the pine this week, opening the door for Mendenhall. As an aside, Brian was kind enough to rank his own players before 
                the games began and send that info to me on Saturday. This has 
                absolutely no bearing on our contest other than additional embarrassment 
                for the Experts who underperformed his solid score of 85 points. 
                As usual, FF Today and The Huddle each get nine points for their 
                lack of defensive picks (Experts’ average at that position 
                rounded down). Also, Crosby and Suisham inconveniently scored 
                the same fantasy points for the week, making a ranking of ‘2’ 
                or ‘3’ correct for both and worth the full five points 
                for each player.Week Four’s Games
 
 
                 
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                        | Correct | 2 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 |  |   
                        | Fox | 4 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 84 |   
                        | FFSharks | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 2 | NR | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 84 |  |  Ugh. A tie. There was nothing wrong with not ranking McClain since 
              he was both last in our RB rankings and didn’t get any fantasy 
              points. So much for him being the goal line vulture in Baltimore. 
              I was amazed how many Experts ranked Jason Campbell as the #1 QB 
              of this bunch. Really? Anything is better than Russell and Oakland’s 
              sorry attempts at offense, but dropping Eli Manning down to third 
              seemed to be a curious choice.
 
 
 
                 
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                        | Correct | 2 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 |  |   
                        | Huddle | 3 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 3 | NR | 2 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 |  |  | 91 |   
                        | NFL | 3 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 3 | NR | 2 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | NR | NR | 2 | 1 | 85 |  |  The Huddle easily scored the most points this week. Wow. All my 
              sarcastic jokes about paying good money for crappy advice need to 
              be tossed out. Not really of course. I’ll just file them for 
              next week and assume this was an aberration rather than a trend. 
              Huddle did an amazing job though, nailing just about everything. 
              On the other hand, the NFL managed to rank only one of our three 
              kickers, making them once again the Expert with the shallowest rankings. 
              Anyone who plays in a league with more than four teams would do 
              better to look elsewhere.
 
 
 
                 
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                        | Correct | 2 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 |  |   
                        | KFFL | 3 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 80 |   
                        | FFToday | 3 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 3 | NR | 2 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 |  |  | 85 |  |  FF Today finally gets the luxury of not playing one of the week’s 
              high scorers and notches its first win of the season. Mendenhall 
              and Santana Moss killed KFFL while FF Today’s man-crush on 
              Colston cost them a few points. Again, both of them loved Campbell. 
              Washington’s matchup was nice, but the Redskins’ offense 
              is a joke, at least partly due to the ineptitude of their QB.
 
 
 
                 
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                        | Correct | 2 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 |  |   
                        | FFCafe | 3 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 82 |   
                        | CBS | NR | 2 | 1 | NR | 1 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 84 |  |  CBS squeaked by FF Cafe in this one. Not ranking the train wreck 
              that is JaMarcus Russell is one thing, but blowing off Derek Anderson 
              says a lot about the sorry Experts at CBS. It wasn’t that 
              long ago that Anderson was a fantasy football darling.
 
 
 
                 
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                        | Correct | 2 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 |  |   
                        | Rotoworld | 3 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 84 |   
                        | Yahoo! | 3 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 82 |  |  With a score identical to the one above, Rotoworld gets their second 
              win of the season. Interestingly, the rankings of these two Experts 
              are very, very similar, with none of them being more than one pick 
              off from the other. Was this a coincidence or did we just witness 
              a matchup of two Experts who refuse to take many chances?
 
 
 
                 
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                        | Correct | 2 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 |  |   
                        | AOL | 4 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | NR | NR | 3 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 83 |   
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                          Guys | 3 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 86 |  |  AOL continues to disgrace Experts everywhere with their poor selections 
              and multiple NR rankings. I know I’ve mentioned it before, 
              but AOL blogs all their rankings, so updating Mendenhall would be 
              pretty simple. Even before FWP was declared out, Mendenhall deserved 
              to have some sort of ranking. FB Guys continue their rock solid 
              play with another great outing.
 
 
 
                 
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                        | Correct | 2 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 |  |   
                        | ESPN | NR | 2 | 1 | NR | 1 | 2 | NR | 3 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 82 |   
                        | FFToolbox | 4 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 2 | NR | 3 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 82 |  |  A second tie here, again with subpar scores. The shocking thing 
              is FF Toolbox being part of it. I’ve spent the last three 
              week’s talking them up after an excellent start and they finally 
              came crashing back to Earth. That’s what I get for being nice 
              to someone. ESPN could have won this if they had taken the time 
              to rank Anderson.
 
 
 
                 
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                              | ATE Week 4 
                                Standings - East |   
                              | EAST | Record | Pts |   
                              | Rotoworld | 2-2 | 322 |   
                              | The Huddle | 2-2 | 322 |   
                              | Fox | 1-2-1 | 328 |   
                              | ESPN | 1-1-2 | 322 |   
                              | FF Cafe | 1-2-1 | 320 |   
                              | KFFL | 1-2-1 | 316 |   
                              | AOL | 0-3-1 | 318 |  |  | 
                       
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                              | ATE Week 4 
                                Standings - West |   
                              | WEST | Record | Pts |   
                              | Football Guys | 4-0 | 330 |   
                              | FF Toolbox | 3-0-1 | 338 |   
                              | CBS | 3-0-1 | 324 |   
                              | FF Sharks | 2-0-2 | 328 |   
                              | Yahoo! | 1-3 | 324 |   
                              | FF Today | 1-2-1 | 321 |   
                              | NFL | 0-3-1 | 323 |  |  |  The point spread from high to low now stands at 22, with FF Toolbox 
              leading the way and a humiliated KFFL scoring the least points over 
              the first four weeks. Football Guys took over sole possession of 
              first place in the West with our only perfect record while Rotoworld 
              and The Huddle are slowly rising to the top in the wasteland known 
              as the East division. Rotoworld’s emergence is no surprise 
              since they won it all in our first season, but The Huddle has been 
              pretty dismal thus far and its inclusion at the top may say more 
              about luck and the lack of talent in their division than Expert 
              skill. It is possible I judged them too harshly at the beginning 
              of the season, but let’s not go that far yet. They still have 
              lots of time to prove me right.
 
 NFL Fantasy and AOL Fanhouse are the only teams without a win and, 
              looking over their picks each week, I can’t see this changing 
              anytime soon. AOL makes their picks Tuesday morning, posts them 
              Friday, and never updates them. Meanwhile, NFL just doesn’t 
              bother ranking many players. What’s their tagline now? “If 
              you want the NFL, go to the NFL. And lose.” Something like 
              that at least. All this is intriguing as both of these bottom-dwelling 
              competitors fall firmly into the corporate side of things. Having 
              the resources to make timely recommendations on most players shouldn’t 
              be much of a stretch for either organization, but it has been a 
              huge problem so far.
 We have three more inter-divisional games and then finish up 
                the regular season with six games inside each division. A half 
                dozen teams will make the playoffs: the division winners, runner-ups, 
                and two wild card teams. Right now it looks like four teams will 
                come from the West. AOL and NFL are digging a pretty deep hole 
                at this point and have some work to do in the coming weeks to 
                get competitive. Meanwhile, our pay sites at Football Guys and 
                The Huddle are showing themselves to be at least solid, if not 
                spectacular. Unfortunately, the Pay Site Showdown between these 
                two won’t happen until Week Seven, but we will get to that 
                grudge match.  None of our Experts have done much to prove they deserve to be 
                crowned this season’s King of the Experts. Only two managed 
                to beat our team owner’s rankings this week while another 
                two tied it. That means that listening to these clowns would have 
                been the wrong answer in ten out of fourteen cases this week. 
                That doesn’t inspire much confidence in the ability of Experts….
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