| Week 3
 10/2/09
 
 Every industry has experts; those sages that dispense wisdom 
              and truth from atop the mountain. In philosophy these learned men 
              wear long, flowing robes and an equally lengthy beard is required. 
              In fantasy football, a backwards ball cap, clipboard of notes, and 
              half empty bottle of Coors Light is more likely. But are these guys 
              truly experts? Do they know any better than the rest of us schmucks? 
              Each week Analyzing the Experts will take aim at one or more of 
              these so-called oracles and find out…
 
 
 Now that we are in Week Three, our Experts should be hitting their 
              stride after a rocky and underwhelming start to the competition. 
              They no longer need to rely on inflated preseason numbers, questionable 
              depth charts, and indecipherable coaching euphemisms. The quality 
              of opposing defenses is pretty well understood and offensive coordinators 
              have emptied their bag of tricks during the first couple weeks. 
              We know what to expect at this point in the season, so this week 
              should be a slam dunk for our fantasy prognosticators.
 Of course, that’s not what really happened. Before we examine 
                another week of carnage, some housekeeping issues must be addressed. 
                First, I received about a gazillion emails this week asking me 
                to explain the scoring system and what all the pretty colors mean. 
                This was discussed at length earlier 
                in the series, but a short review is in order.
 A user-submitted team is compared to the published 
                rankings of each Expert. Using those rankings, the Expert ranks 
                each player on the team by position. Once the games are over, 
                we compare those rankings with the optimal rankings. If the Expert 
                was right, he gets five points for that player. For each rank 
                he is off, he gets one less point.
 
 Example: This week FF Cafe has Kyle Orton ranked as our team’s 
                worst possible starting quarterback. Orton sucks, so this makes 
                sense. When all the games have concluded, I look over the stats 
                and, sure enough, he scored the least fantasy points of our four 
                QBs. FF Cafe nailed it and received five points.
 
 For some unknown reason, NFL.com says Orton is going to be pretty 
                darned good this week and ranks him as our second best QB. He 
                ended up being last (or fourth), giving the NFL only three points 
                (and an extra large heaping of ridicule) for that poor pick.
 
 We total up the points each Expert has accumulated, 
                giving us a final tally for the week. The maximum possible score 
                is 100. Not ranked (NR) is considered a bottom ranking. So, if 
                someone like AOL chose not to rank LenDale White, he is considered 
                to be their #5 pick at running back.
 
 As for the pretty color coding, I never really explained 
                that since it was a last minute addition to the Week One spreadsheets. 
                Looking over my numerous Excel screens, I realized just how much 
                information was being displayed and how difficult it would be 
                to make much sense of it. So my lovely wife, who is also an Excel 
                goddess, set up the color system. She’s pretty smart, with 
                the obvious exception of her marriage to me, and deserves all 
                the credit for keeping the numbers correct and presentable. Yellow 
                is one rank off. Orange means two and dark orange is three or 
                more ranks off. This leaves white as being a correct pick.
 The second housekeeping item is giving some well-deserved props 
                to the Experts talking Analyzing the Experts up on their 
                message boards and forums. I was particularly inspired by the 
                mention of this series, including a link, by an Expert who is 
                struggling right now. That shows both some serious rocks and solid 
                confidence in turning things around. Very impressive and much 
                appreciated. Our team this week was submitted by David, who is part of a dynasty 
                league at work. He never gave me his team name, even after multiple 
                attempts to contact him, so his team is now called The Little 
                Fluffy Bunnies. I’m not sure if he was out of town for the 
                weekend, in a drunken coma, or shackled to the bedpost with padded 
                pink handcuffs, but we’ll roll with what we have. 
	QB: Romo, Sanchez, Orton, S. Hill
RB: AP (MIN), J. Stewart, LenWhale, F. Jones, C. Taylor
WR: C. Johnson (DET), Wayne, S. Smith (CAR), Holmes, V. Jackson
TE: Olsen, Boss
K: J. Reed, Scobee
Def: Cowboys, Falcons I made some minor changes to The Little Fluffy Bunnies since 
                the league included individual defensive players but no kickers 
                or team defenses. Overall, this team provided a solid slate of 
                players for our Experts to feast on.
 Week Three’s Games
 
 
                 
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                        | Correct | 3 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |  |   
                        | FFCafe | 1 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 82 |   
                        | NFL | 1 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 2 | NR | NR | 2 | 1 | 79 |  |  FFCafe pulls out a win in this tight match up. NFL.com didn’t 
              even come close on any QB picks or get much right elsewhere. They 
              also didn’t bother ranking either kicker. That’s a bit 
              sad since our kickers ended up #10 and #11 in the final rankings 
              for the week. Next year I may need to reevaluate the methodology 
              for NR picks…
 
 
 
                 
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                        | Correct | 3 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |  |   
                        | Rotoworld | 1 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 78 |   
                        | CBS | 1 | 2 | NR | NR | 1 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | NR | 83 |  |  In an upset of sorts, CBS steals one on Rotoworld. There was nothing 
              terribly impressive or horrible from either contestant. Vincent 
              Jackson’s surprise fantasy points hurt many of our Experts 
              and Rotoworld couldn’t get a QB pick even close to right. 
              Surprising rookie Mark Sanchez and Shaun “Is he still in the 
              NFL” Hill both topped consensus favorite Tony Romo.
 
 
 
                 
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                        | Correct | 3 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |  |   
                        | AOL | 1 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 3 | NR | 2 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 82 |   
                        | Yahoo! | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 2 | NR | 1 | 1 | NR | 84 |  |  This was one of the higher scoring games of the week. Who could 
              have seen that coming from these two clowns? I may have to start 
              being nicer to some of these guys. No one is getting the running 
              backs right and Steve Smith cost AOL the win here. I hate to admit 
              it, but this was a nice showing by two often picked-on Experts.
 
 
 
                 
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                        | Correct | 3 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |  |   
                        | ESPN | 1 | 2 | 3 | NR | 1 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 2 | NR | NR | 1 | 2 | 83 |   
                        | FFToday | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 |  |  | 83 |  |  I’m starting to feel a little bit bad for FFToday at this 
              point. They finally get things together and are among the top scores 
              for the week and their opponent manages to do the exact same thing. 
              It ended up in a tie when all the points were counted up since FFToday 
              gets nine for their defensive picks (Experts’ average rounded 
              down).
 
 
 
                 
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                        | Correct | 3 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |  |   
                        | Fox | 1 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 80 |   
                        | FFToolbox | 1 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 82 |  |  There were a lot of tight matches this week. FF Toolbox managed 
              to slide past Fox on the strength of their excellent receiver picks. 
              Great call on Vincent Jackson, making FF Toolbox one of only two 
              Experts to nail that tough call. At least it made up for the serious 
              miss on Sanchez.
 
 
 
                 
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                        | Correct | 3 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |  |   
                        | Huddle | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 2 | NR | 4 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 |  |  | 75 |   
                        | FFSharks | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 84 |  |  FF Sharks was the other Expert picking Jackson to be second among 
              our WRs. That level of excellence wasn’t really needed since 
              FF Sharks was matched up against The Huddle, who has become my newest 
              object of ridicule. At least Huddle ranked most everyone this week 
              for a pleasant change. Of course, they only got two out of a possible 
              twenty picks right. Their defensive points are calculated the same 
              as FFToday’s.
 
 
 
                 
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                        | Correct | 3 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 |  |   
                        | KFFL | 1 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 74 |   
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                          Guys | 1 | 3 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 80 |  |  Our final game of the week included our low score. KFFL completely 
              hosed their receiver rankings, costing them a possible win against 
              a surprisingly average FB Guys team this week. Not a pretty game, 
              but FB Guys continues to roll.
 
 
 
                 
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                                3 Standings |   
                              | EAST | Record | Pts |   
                              | Fox | 1-2 | 244 |   
                              | ESPN | 1-1-1 | 240 |   
                              | FF Cafe | 1-1-1 | 238 |   
                              | Rotoworld | 1-2 | 238 |   
                              | KFFL | 1-1-1 | 236 |   
                              | The Huddle | 1-2 | 231 |   
                              | AOL | 0-2-1 | 235 |  |  | 
                       
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                              | ATE - Week 
                                3 Standings |   
                              | WEST | Record | Pts |   
                              | FF Toolbox | 3-0 | 256 |   
                              | Football Guys | 3-0 | 244 |   
                              | FF Sharks | 2-0-1 | 244 |   
                              | CBS | 2-0-1 | 240 |   
                              | Yahoo! | 0-2-1 | 242 |   
                              | NFL | 0-2-1 | 238 |   
                              | FF Today | 0-2-1 | 236 |  |  |  One thing we definitely accomplished this season is replicating 
              the frustration of fantasy football owners. Excluding the awesomeness 
              known as FF Toolbox, everyone else is clustered together within 
              thirteen points of each other. However, the records in that group 
              vary from 3-0 with Football Guys, down to FF Today and AOL at 0-2-1. 
              Some luck, both good and bad, is being felt throughout the league. 
              The disparity between our two divisions may come into play when 
              we approach the postseason. East is circling the drain three weeks 
              into our contest while the West looks like they are housing all 
              the possible contenders. That is interesting considering the completely 
              random team assignments. Some of you have noticed that all games 
              right now are inter-division, leaving the most important match ups 
              until the end of the season. Hopefully, this will let our Experts 
              continue fine-tuning their fortune-telling abilities and give them 
              all a chance to make up some ground in the second half of the competition.
 And all the Average Joe’s out there, struggling to make 
                the right picks for their team’s starting line up, can take 
                a little solace in the overall lack of insight and ability so 
                far displayed by the Experts. I’m keeping my fingers crossed 
                that we will begin to see a few more glimmers of excellence from 
                our competitors, but those have been few and far between through 
                three weeks. That is bad enough if you are getting your fantasy 
                information for free, completely disgraceful if you are paying 
                for it.
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