| Week 15
 12/25/09
 
 Every industry has experts; those sages that dispense wisdom 
              and truth from atop the mountain. In philosophy these learned men 
              wear long, flowing robes and an equally lengthy beard is required. 
              In fantasy football, a backwards ball cap, clipboard of notes, and 
              half empty bottle of Coors Light is more likely. But are these guys 
              truly experts? Do they know any better than the rest of us schmucks? 
              Each week Analyzing the Experts will take aim at one or more of 
              these so-called oracles and find out…
 
 
 Week Fifteen is Analyzing the Expert’s championship round. 
              Only four teams were still standing before this week and all the 
              mediocre and (in the holiday spirit I’ll be nice here) less-than-average 
              teams had long ago been sent packing. CBS Sports and Rotoworld benefited 
              from a first round bye since they won their respective divisions. 
              Meanwhile Fox Sports eliminated FF Toolbox in the wildcard round 
              and FF Sharks, our playoff underdog, survived a match up with pay-site 
              Football Guys.
 Our team for the week is PaulBusters, owned by (wait for it), 
                Paul in New Jersey. Somehow I managed to stumble across another 
                Philadelphia homer, which is very disheartening for this Pittsburgh 
                Pens fan. At least I can take some solace in the whooping the 
                Penguins have been putting on the Flyers recently.  QB: Flacco, Freeman, Rivers
RB: Charles, Forsett, Rice, P. Thomas, L. White
WR: Britt, Chambers, D. Jackson, A. Johnson, C. Johnson, Sims-Walker
TE: F. Davis, V. Davis
K: Hartley, Longwell
Def: Bengals, Saints
 Paul obviously enjoys owning players with the same last name. 
                To be fair, he didn’t really have Freeman or LenWhale on 
                his team. I just threw them in to get his roster up to the necessary 
                twenty players. Paul has a serious dilemma at receiver and has 
                managed to cobble together a halfway-decent running back stable. 
                He ranked his team and scored a solid if unremarkable 82.Championship Round Games
 
 
 
                 
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                          Sharks | 1 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 1 | 3 | NR | 3 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 6 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 90 |  |  FF Sharks manages another shocking upset, humbling our #1 seed. 
              This one wasn’t even close. Sharks was the only Expert to 
              get the quarterback and tight end positions correct and they were 
              pretty accurate across the board. They reached a bit on Kenny Britt 
              and Sims-Walker disappointed, but there were no other significant 
              issues. CBS chose the wrong week to falter as their ranking of Chambers 
              at worst WR (like everyone else other than Sharks) cost them a few 
              points. It was a similar story with Calvin Johnson. CBS only managed 
              four correct picks out of twenty. That’s not enough to play 
              in the big game next week.
 
 
 
                 
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                        | Correct | 1 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 2 |  |   
                        | Rotoworld | 2 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 80 |   
                        | Fox | 2 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 82 |  |  In what has to be considered another upset, although not quite as 
              surprising, Fox Sports squeaked past Rotoworld by a slim margin 
              due solely to their better receiver picks. These two Experts had 
              identical rankings with the exception of Britt and Sims-Walker being 
              reversed. Fox won that match up and the corresponding contest, but 
              they aren’t exactly heading into our title game on a hot streak.
 Notice that our team owner managed to tie or beat three of the 
                four playoff Experts with his score of 82. Once again, the helpfulness 
                of fantasy football analysts has to be questioned. I’m sure 
                Paul consulted some of these gurus to come up with his own rankings, 
                but with the exception of Sharks, no one else rose to the challenge. Playoff Standings Our final game, in which we will crown someone King of the Experts, 
                will be between FF Sharks and Fox Sports. We’ll see if Sharks 
                can continue their run and represent indie sites across the Internet 
                or if Fox can continue the domination of evil corporations over 
                the world. Expert Breakdown Over the last four months both my wife and I have spent gobs 
                of time perusing all of the Experts’ websites, reviewing 
                their picks, and generally getting to know them pretty well. A 
                number of readers have been asking for recommendations on who 
                they should use to rank their teams and I figured I could share 
                my experiences with each of our competitors so everyone can make 
                up their own minds. At the same time, I thought I would give an 
                appropriate Christmas gift to each Expert, exemplifying their 
                fantasy prowess. AOL: I used to write for AOL Fanhouse, 
                making me more familiar with their inner workings than I would 
                like to be. Most everything they do is in a blog format. In theory 
                this has the advantage of being timely and encouraging reader 
                comments and interaction. However, AOL was clearly one of the 
                least up-to-date rankings I had the misfortune to examine and 
                these picks were often posted at the last minute when there were 
                early games. As far as reader comments – do you really care 
                what some idiot from San Francisco thinks about Mark Sanchez? 
                Christmas Gift – used socks. CBS Sports: CBS actually has two 
                Experts who provide side-by-side rankings. I chose Jamey completely 
                randomly at the beginning of the season and, according to him, 
                the other guy is just as good. Their rankings are clear, concise, 
                and easy to find. Most importantly, all of the data we’ve 
                accumulated shows that Jamey was the most consistent Expert of 
                our group, placing in the top spots most every week. Christmas 
                Gift – tickets to the Knicks. ESPN: This Expert is actually a 
                composite of four analysts. That can be either good or bad depending 
                on your point of view. Taking an average means readers will seldom 
                get the perfect line up as everyone’s views are mashed together. 
                On the other hand, it also means that this site seldom delivers 
                a horrible week of rankings. I guess I could have grabbed one 
                of their Experts at random and used him to represent ESPN and 
                I might do so next year if they are with us again. Christmas Gift 
                – half-eaten box of chocolates. Fantasy Football Cafe: I really 
                don’t have tons to say good or bad about FF Cafe. I’m 
                annoyed that Microsoft Word keeps trying to put an accent over 
                the ‘e’ in Cafe, but that is the most memorable thing 
                about this Expert. Clearly middle of the pack. I didn’t 
                realize that the rankings Expert at FF Cafe also does some of 
                the blogging at AOL, so we got a little bit of unintentional duplication 
                going on. Christmas Gift – ugly tie. Fantasy Football Today: These guys 
                pay me, so I may be a bit biased. On the other hand, they are 
                great sports about the crap I regularly give them. As Mike (who 
                does the FF Today rankings) said, “Accountability is a word 
                we cherish around here…” They ended up with a middling 
                record but are still the place I go to when I want an independent 
                voice. They always have their own opinion. Sometimes it is even 
                right. Christmas Gift – a week with no few insults tossed 
                their way. Fantasy Football Sharks: Hey – 
                they are in the title game, so obviously there are some skills 
                involved here. They slid into the postseason after a regular season 
                spent under the radar, but have done well enough over the last 
                couple weeks. I wish their rankings were formatted a bit nicer, 
                but I can’t complain too much considering the mess some 
                rankings are in. Christmas Gift - $25 Wal-Mart gift card. Fantasy Football Toolbox: These 
                guys were my favorite to win it all halfway through the season. 
                But a couple rough weeks and some bad luck left them on the outside 
                looking in. I love their site – simple and easy to navigate. 
                My wife hates it for one reason: each position is ranked over 
                multiple pages, making it impossible to search through without 
                going to multiple web pages. This would probably never occur to 
                most people, but those who are savvy enough might find this peculiarity 
                annoying. Christmas Gift – bottle of excellent but cheap 
                wine. Football Guys: My relationship 
                with our pay sites was rocky at best. They have a very strong 
                aversion to being examined, rated, or critiqued. FB Guys was the 
                better of the two pay contestants by far, but still not worth 
                paying for. To their credit, there is tons of information available 
                on their site. Good luck finding what you are looking for though. 
                Christmas Gift – an invoice for the $28 I wasted. Fox Sports: Here is our other title 
                contender. I wish I could say that I love the site, but I really 
                can’t. Fox Sports is a morass of pictures, videos, and links 
                to everything from their fantasy manager site to breaking NCAA 
                Men’s Basketball updates. Roger’s picks have been 
                solid, but finding them can often be a challenge. Christmas Gift 
                – dirty coffee mug. KFFL: Every league needs someone 
                to laugh at, and KFFL was nice enough to help us out this season. 
                They were truly horrible from start to finish and I can’t 
                recommend anything about their site to anyone I like. I’d 
                love to see these clowns back next year though to see if they 
                can right the ship or if it will continue taking on water. Christmas 
                Gift – coal. Lots of coal. NFL Fantasy: I expected better 
                from the NFL’s own website. Their rankings were often shallow 
                and copycat, seldom providing anything interesting or helpful. 
                They managed to salvage a few shreds of dignity at the end of 
                the season with some solid efforts. By then I really didn’t 
                care. Christmas Gift – re-gifted fruitcake from Christmas, 
                1991. Rotoworld: Our King of the Experts 
                from Season One, Rotoworld was a contender from start to (almost) 
                finish. I don’t know how often they go out on a ledge with 
                a pick, but they will always put you in a position to win. I use 
                these guys more for their news updates than rankings, but it’s 
                a nice site overall. Christmas Gift – six-pack of Sam Adams. Yahoo!: This is another site that 
                throws so much multimedia at you that finding anything is problematic. 
                Combine that with slow posting of rankings and an average outing 
                by their stable of Experts and I’d rather use someone else 
                for my consensus rankings. Christmas Gift – t-shirt that 
                says “Worst Present Ever”.
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