Most of you, by now, are used to seeing some bizarre things
in this space. Since you've come back, I am hoping you understand
the following haikus about the current football scene:
MNF PROGRAMMING NOTE
Marshall Faulk running
over jockless defenders
makes for good T.V.
THE SUN SETS
Madden sounds confused.
Summerall has ADD.
Where's the geritol?
FRUSTRATED DESIRE
Frumpy brown sweaters
on lovely Melissa Stark?
What a tragic waste.
MUSIC CITY MORON
Steve McNair would sneak;
All of us knew that at once.
Brilliant move, Fisher.
BRING BACK REPLACEMENTS
Is it now too late
to reconsider firing
incompetent refs?
PONDERING
The Bus. Slash. Hines Ward.
How can it be possible
that the Steelers win?
MARIUCCI FAN
I'm Terrell Owens.
Watch me as I celebrate
being an a-hole.
SOBRIETY TEST
Try this while you're drunk:
Say "Chidi Ahanatou".
See, I told you so.
SELF-KNOWLEDGE
I must be a geek
to write these stupid haikus
and hope they are read.
:: comments to tim
wichmer
|
